True love is...

a seventy year old man, in camo short shorts, attending a group samba class full of middle aged woman.

Everything is Obesity's Fault

People now can not only blame their own health issues on "obesity" but can now blame the earths health issues on "obesity". I can no longer attend my "greenpeace" gatherings w/o hanging my head in shame. Chubbiness' acceptability is shrinking by the day (play on words?). So sad.

"THE rising number of fat people was yesterday blamed for global warming..."

Everybody's Free (to wear sunscreen)

I posted this a long time ago on the old family blog. But no one commented on it so I am reposting it. This song just really gets me, I don't know why, but their is a lot of truth to just about everything he says in it.

Captain Cavatelli

That is my new nickname.
Cavatelli is my fav pasta. I made hundreds of these delectable pastas by hand for my birthday.
Then I invested in this handy machine.

Thats right. It makes the same tasty noodle in a fraction of the time.
This is a fraction of the pasta I made today.

Now don't patronize me, cuz besides this the only things I know how to cook are Hot Pockets and Cereal, and I don't even get that right half the time. Sometimes I poor to much milk and it gets soggy to fast... you know what I mean?