Iron and Wine

I know most the time the older folks don't really like the music of my generation, but I think you all would like Iron & Wine, he reminds me of a Simon & Garfunkel. Anyways, his look is awesome too. Ha.

The Crazy Mall Dude

This is the crazy mall guy, he really makes my day everytime I see him. I have been to the mall once or twice for job interviews, and every single time he is there with only two consistencies, the flashing message belt buckle and the steel toed boots, one time he wore a huge fur coat (that begged animal protestor attention) and another time he had a sparkly jacket and pants on. I seriously think he is just some crazed millionaire cuz he always has a bunch of bags from like nordstroms and expensive places anyways, I will be sharing more pictures of him with you cuz I will be selling T-Mobile phones at the mall.

Wal-Mart worker trampled to death by frenzied Black Friday shoppers

I thought this article was interesting. It's kind of ridiculous.

"In a sign of consumer desperation amid a bleak economy, the annual rite of retailing known as Black Friday turned chaotic and deadly, as shoppers scrambled for holiday bargains.

A Wal-Mart worker on Long Island, N.Y., died after being trampled by customers who broke through the doors early Friday, and other workers were trampled as they tried to rescue the man. At least four other people, including a woman who was eight months pregnant, were taken to hospitals.

Fights and injuries occurred elsewhere at other stores operated by Wal-Mart, the nation's leading discount chain, which is one of the few retailers thriving in the current economy.

Meanwhile, two men at a crowded Toys "R" Us in Palm Desert, Calif., pulled guns and shot each other to death after women with them brawled, witnesses said...."

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Shaqtastic, Scrabble Madness

I have seen this commercial once or twice, it reminded me of Parker, but I thought you all would appreciate it. I have noticed when it comes to Davises, scrabble has nothing to do with having a strong vocabulary, and has everything to do with being able to convince your opponent not to challenge your word.

The Shaq List:
Shaqattack
Shaqalici
Shaqfu
Shaqzilsa
Shaqesque

Father Daughter Dynamic

Recently photos of a photo shoot between Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) and Billy Ray Cyrus her father came out. Its kinds strange?? Sorry dad but dont count on me doing photoshoots like this with you when I become a famous disney channel pop star.

Marshal's guide to looking good and impressing people you are meeting for the first time

3 Tips to Looking Good: There are many a good way to looking good, and receiving compliments, here is a short list of a few things that have worked good for me.

1. Look really trashy the first time they see you, that way the next time they see you and you are well groomed and dressed they cant help but smile and offer a kind "You look good".

2. It is never a bad thing to overdress, despite the ominous awkwardness, it leaves everyone striving to meet you as they begin to feel inadequate and underdressed.

3. Starting a new fashion, or trying to revive a fashion from the past is always a plus, everyone thinks your hip, regardless of the fashion your are reviving. (except mullets, please don't try and revive that)

3 Tips to Impressing People: This comes naturally to me, but here a few tips I have picked up on my own.

1. Whenever returning from home, remove your sweater and put on a different sweater. (I picked this one up as a little kid, from Mr. Rogers) If you feel so inclined you can also change into a different pair of shoes.

2. If you know someone is coming over, turn on a somewhat sophisticated movie in a different language, when they walk in and see you watching Davinci Code in French, they can't help but be impressed.

3. Every morning open up your dictionary and find an big word and try and use it at least once in every conversation you have that day.

Rachel and Ryan Juno Pic

Isn't it spiffy. I need more productive ways to spend my free time. Well maybe one day I will make a post that has something about me in it. My life is just to boring right now I guess.