I am not as limber as Parker,
(scraped wrist)
(scraped elbow)
(cut foot)
(big moth)
For the best (speculative) design for new Blackberry phones. So I made this, I thought it was neat so I posted it here.
Wuddyah think?
a seventy year old man, in camo short shorts, attending a group samba class full of middle aged woman.
People now can not only blame their own health issues on "obesity" but can now blame the earths health issues on "obesity". I can no longer attend my "greenpeace" gatherings w/o hanging my head in shame. Chubbiness' acceptability is shrinking by the day (play on words?). So sad.
"THE rising number of fat people was yesterday blamed for global warming..."
I posted this a long time ago on the old family blog. But no one commented on it so I am reposting it. This song just really gets me, I don't know why, but their is a lot of truth to just about everything he says in it.
That is my new nickname.
Cavatelli is my fav pasta. I made hundreds of these delectable pastas by hand for my birthday.
Then I invested in this handy machine.
Thats right. It makes the same tasty noodle in a fraction of the time.
This is a fraction of the pasta I made today.
Now don't patronize me, cuz besides this the only things I know how to cook are Hot Pockets and Cereal, and I don't even get that right half the time. Sometimes I poor to much milk and it gets soggy to fast... you know what I mean?
